You might be a fundamentalist Pagan if you believe that
* only the Pagan worldview is true* all Christians are the enemy (and OMG/WTF/BBQ the Burning Times are coming back soon)
* nothing less than belief in many discrete gods counts as "proper" Paganism
* the "proper" way to do Paganism is to devote yourself to a specific deity
Pagans on a devotional path commit themselves to one deity or to one god and one goddess. (apparently)
* all fluff-bunnies should be de-fluffed immediately and sent to bed without any supper
* Paganism is a fertility religion, and "The God" and "The Goddess" are heterosexual
* all ancient human remains whatsoever should be reburied
Of course, I sincerely hope that fundamentalist Pagans are a product of my fevered imagination, but I have come across some pretty mad stuff on mailing lists... or maybe that is because of the weird group dynamics on mailing lists.
Origin: http://i-love-witchcraft.blogspot.com
