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Wicked Witch Of The West


Wicked Witch Of The West
Hey there, Dorothy - are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch? Is your friend acting like a bitch? Answer these five questions from Samantha's Twisted Book of Shadows and find out which witch is which?

1. These days I ride:


a) side-saddle

b) a broom

c) a vibrator

d) a vacuum cleaner

e) the bus home alone

2. My familiar is:


a) a dog named Toto

b) a flying monkey I conjured up the other day in my cauldron

c) Sailor Moon

d) several black cats

e) a gay friend

3. My idea of a good time is:


a) baking cupcakes for the poor

b) stealing food and reselling it outside the food bank

c) dressing up like Vampira and going to fetish night

d) doing impressions of Margaret Hamilton to amuse my friends

e) being alone so nobody hurts my feelings.

4. My favorite television witch is:


a) Martha Stewart

b) Endora from Bewitched

c) Sabrina the Teenage Witch

d) Heather Locklear

e) Kathie Lee Gifford.

5. My favorite witch movie is:


a) Practical Magic

b) The Craft

c) Rosemary's Baby

d) Mommie Dearest

e) The Wizard of Oz.

Now analyze your answers below to find out what kind of witch you are!

A) GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH

If your answers were all "a", you are a modern Glinda the Good Witch. You visualize all your troubles surrounded in a bubble and floating away from you, and it works. Congratulations.

1. You're probably a real tree-hugger and into horses and nature and all that.

2. You're just like Dorothy, who, if you'll recall, was Glinda the Good Witch's prot'eg'ee in The Wizard of Oz.

3. You know that all the goodness that you do comes back to you three by three by three.

4. You love the way Martha Stewart says, "It's a good thing" at the end of every segment.

5. You love the idea of a bunch of modern witches mixing up potions from their kitchen cupboards, wearing headscarves and dancing to music by Stevie Nicks.

B) A WICKED WITCH

If your answers were all "b", you are just plain eeevil.

1. If you get on a broom and your feet actually lift off the ground, that is truly creepy.

2. A monkey with wings is a dead giveaway.

3. To steal from the poor is pretty unspeakably evil.

4. Endora's a wicked old crone just like you - only a little prettier.

5. You kind of like that Fairuza kid... you wish you had a daughter just like her.

C) YOU'RE A WITCH WANNABE

If your answers are all "c", you're just a wannabe. You've bought one of those do-it-yourself witchcraft
4. Statistics in The Toronto Sun recently cited that witchcraft is the No. 1 interest of teenage girls, so if you're a wannabe, chances are that this is your favorite show.

5. So far you've been practicing witchcraft all by yourself. Wouldn't it be nice to belong to a real coven like Rosemary's friends?

D) SURPRISE... YOU'RE NOT A WITCH BUT A GAY MAN!

If your answers are all "d", you're gay! I know it's confusing, but it's true. Gay males love a good wicked female archetype more than life itself.

1. You like to clean; that means you're gay!

2. Cats are considered to be "gay children".

3. You also like to do the occasional impression of Joan Crawford.

4. She's a Goddess in the Office! You wanna be Evil Scheming Manipulative Heather Locklear!

5. You love the scene where Joan beats little Christina with the hanger.

E) YOU'RE A WITCH'S VICTIM

If your answers are all "e", the only kind of spell you know is a fainting spell. You're more the kind of person prone to be the victim of witches because you refuse to acknowledge that magic exists. You wouldn't know what an athame was if you were lying on a slab and it was plunged into your heart (not that there's anything wrong with that).

1. Witches have cast spells so they get all the men and all the rides home.

2. All the straight males have been bewitched by real witches, so you're stuck with this gay friend.

3. You are the victim of the many psychic attacks practiced by amateur witchlets out there.

4. You don't really like Kathie Lee Gifford but for some reason every time she's on the TV you just can't stop watching her... it's like you're under her spell or something.

6. The Wizard of Oz is the only movie you've seen with a real witch in it.

* Editorial Note: This is our beloved Samantha exercising her funny bone; athames are never meant to touch blood and are not used in any form of sacrifice. No Victims were harmed or sacrificed in the writing of this article. J (David)

Samantha Steven's articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several

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